Smoke Enthusiasts Gifts

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."

A smoker

Cigarette smoke forms a death sign.

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

'Is that new?' 'Yes sir, the smoke less cigarette!'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

'I don't think much of these sealed smoking rooms.'

Smokers' Airline

'I told you that cats were independent and did whatever they wanted to.'

Smoking away money.

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

"What are you thinking about?"

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"What?!"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette