Cigarette Culture Buffs Gifts

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

José Saramago

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

Smoking in office cubicles.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Exempli Gratia.

The Farmer's Return.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

A shared passion

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

No smoking, except celebratory cigars.

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'I know these cigars are expensive, Jeff. But you really should learn when to stub them out.'

"Hey, Pal, … I paid good money for these pollution credits."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'We had a baby girl. Want a light?'

Nigel Farage

"I'll take this one!"

Promising!