Smoking Culture Fan Gifts

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Great coffee, Carole."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Merry Christmas.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Robert Mitchum

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Mashed potatoes...

The Farmer's Return.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Nature is not perfect

Exempli Gratia.

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."