Smoking Culture Appreciator Gifts

Smoking Jackets.

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Robert Mitchum

"What?!"

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Vaping cigarette

Mashed potatoes...

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."