"Sir Walter! Over here"
Smoking Culture Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a smoking culture critic? Discover a range of humorous and satirical items designed to make a statement. These products are ideal for those who love to challenge norms and enjoy a bit of cheeky humor about smoking habits. Whether it's a playful mug, a bold t-shirt, or a quirky print, our collection is curated for the sharp-witted critic with a sense of humor.
'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'
"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"
'Secondhand smoke.'
"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"
Robert Mitchum
"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."
Welcome to Hell - No Smoking
"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."
Kangaroo with a smoking baby.
Safety first - be aware of what is around you.
"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "
'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'
Give up Smoking!
"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"
Warning.
'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'
"You realize there is no 'smokey bull'."
No Goldfishing. A-hem!
Bar - Now serving 24 Hours - Customer to bar man - 'I want to get as wasted as you look'.
"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."
As the three wise men approach the stable, they see shepherds smoking in huddle outside
"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."
What? Why the heck not?
"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."
'Ready, set,...'
Don't you puff your vape at me
'Hell - employees entrance.'
J. Smith: Passive Smoker
(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)
Narcotics addiction.
Corporate Coffee Co.
'I didn't know what a diagonal line through a cigarette, inside a circle, meant!'
The Death of Fidel Castro - A Cigar Stubbed Out
"You're too young to be smoking!"
Smoking Culture Critic Gifts Collection
Smoking Culture Critic Mugs
Discover more humorous and rebellious mugs designed for the smoking culture critic in our collection.
Smoking Culture Critic Pillows
Find fun, sarcastic pillows that bring humor and personality to any space, perfect for the smoking culture enthusiast.
Smoking Culture Critic Prints
Browse our collection of thought-provoking prints that challenge norms and showcase a sharp sense of humor.
Smoking Culture Critic T-Shirts
Explore our line of witty t-shirts that make a statement and celebrate the critic in your life.