Smoking Critic Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the smoking critic in your life? Discover our collection of fun and quirky items that celebrate their passion while adding a touch of humor. Our products are designed to bring a smile, whether they’re into smoking culture or simply enjoy playful, creative designs. From stylish accessories to humorous prints, find something that expresses their personality and sense of humor.

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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Thanks for Smoking

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine. mockup

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

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'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?' mockup

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

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"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

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'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.'

'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.' mockup

'Bad news. THe only way Government will allow us to offset the new graphic images with a smiley face is if it's on a respirator.'

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Smoker

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!' mockup

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

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"Well your results would be normal if you were 108 and smoked 60 a day!"

"Well your results would be normal if you were 108 and smoked 60 a day!" mockup

"Well your results would be normal if you were 108 and smoked 60 a day!"

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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Pollution Look

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!" mockup

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

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Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you. mockup

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

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'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.' mockup

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

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'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?' mockup

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?" mockup

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

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Give up Smoking!

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?" mockup

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

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Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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Smokers.

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Smoking Critic Gifts Collection

Smoking Critic Mugs

Explore our full range of smoking critic mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for their morning coffee routine.

Smoking Critic Pillows

Add some humor to their living space with our smoking critic pillows—fun, stylish, and perfect for any room.

Smoking Critic Prints

Decorate with a laugh—view our collection of smoking critic prints to find artwork that makes a bold statement.

Smoking Critic T-Shirts

Looking for more witty apparel? Check out our smoking critic t-shirts and let them wear their personality with style.