"I needed to find a stupider addiction to wean me off my insane habit of eating grass."
Smoking Critics Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the smoking critic in your life? Our collection features products that humorously acknowledge their bold opinions on smoking. Perfect for those who enjoy a good critique, these items combine clever design with a dash of sarcasm. Whether they’re passionate about quitting or just love a good debate, these gifts are sure to spark laughter and conversation.
Welcome to Hell - No Smoking
Give up Smoking!
'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'
"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"
Pollution Look
Safety first - be aware of what is around you.
"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "
'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'
"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"
'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'
"They're infantilizing us!"
'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'
'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'
No Goldfishing. A-hem!
Smokers.
'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'
'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'
What? Why the heck not?
"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."
'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'
"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."
Don't you puff your vape at me
J. Smith: Passive Smoker
'Ready, set,...'
Smoke everywhere except the pub.
Smoking jackets outide menswear shop
Lighting it will kill you.
Riot policeman lights his cigarette with a protesters flaming bottle.
"As smoking bans are being implemented, this a typical scene outside of Bingo halls nationwide!"
Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.
Smoking
"You're too young to be smoking!"
'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'
Thanks for Smoking
Smoking Critics Gifts Collection
Smoking Critics Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more witty and humorous designs that smoking critics will love to start their mornings with.
Smoking Critics Pillows
Discover our pillows collection for cozy, humorous designs that make a statement about smoking critics with style.
Smoking Critics Prints
Browse our art prints for bold, witty visuals that celebrate the outspoken nature of smoking critics with a humorous twist.
Smoking Critics T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts section for more clever and funny designs perfect for critics who aren’t afraid to speak their mind.