Smoking Ban Commentators Gifts

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

The Visitor

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Give up Smoking!

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

"We were thinking, J.W., just off the top of our heads, of course—why not make the stuff addictive?"

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'Do you ever feel we're having too many inoculations forced on us?'

'Ready, set,...'

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Get Back In Your House!

"As smoking bans are being implemented, this a typical scene outside of Bingo halls nationwide!"

Smoking

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

Knosos - Minotaur smoking ban.

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

Thanks for Smoking

'Apply liberally whenever you get the urge to have a cigarette.'

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

"Just for your information - this is a heat-seeking missile!"

'We come to bring you peace and brotherhood and... Hey! - You allow smoking on this planet?'

Why People With Long Noses Shouldn't Smoke.

'Bertie, you promised!'