Smoking Ban Satirist Gifts

"As smoking bans are being implemented, this a typical scene outside of Bingo halls nationwide!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

If they ban smoking in cars...

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

Snowman