Smoking Critics Pillows

"I needed to find a stupider addiction to wean me off my insane habit of eating grass."

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Give up Smoking!

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Pollution Look

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"They're infantilizing us!"

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

Smokers.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

What? Why the heck not?

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

Don't you puff your vape at me

J. Smith: Passive Smoker

'Ready, set,...'

Smoke everywhere except the pub.

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

Lighting it will kill you.

Riot policeman lights his cigarette with a protesters flaming bottle.

"As smoking bans are being implemented, this a typical scene outside of Bingo halls nationwide!"

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

Smoking

"You're too young to be smoking!"

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

Thanks for Smoking