Tobacco Critic Pillows

'Ready, set,...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Pollution Look

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

Give up Smoking!

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"I suppose you heard about the crazy smoker who wound in a menthol hospital?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

Warning.

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

The Kings Head.

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

Smokers.

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

Don't you puff your vape at me

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

Smoking jackets outide menswear shop

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

(When Worlds Collide) (Got a light?)

"It's from young Joe. He's in hot water with someone named Joycelyn Elders."

"You're too young to be smoking!"

'But Darling, how can it possibly be bad for me? I only smoke a couple a day...'

Thanks for Smoking

'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.'

Custer objects to passive smoking, and immediately launches the west into another great Indian war.

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'