Cigarette Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any space with pillows featuring witty critiques of smoking. Perfect for the cigarette critic who appreciates comfort and a good laugh.

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'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?' mockup

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

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'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?' mockup

'Suppose smoking kills you and we don't have nine lives?'

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Woman sunbathing under clouds: 'Bloody smoking ban.'

Woman sunbathing under clouds: 'Bloody smoking ban.' mockup

Woman sunbathing under clouds: 'Bloody smoking ban.'

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Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you. mockup

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!" mockup

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

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José Saramago

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"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert." mockup

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

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'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.' mockup

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts." mockup

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

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'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!' mockup

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

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"Med Brittle"

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'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco." mockup

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

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Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

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Candy Land for Adults

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"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection." mockup

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

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Give up Smoking!

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'No I haven't got a light, shove off!' mockup

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

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'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.' mockup

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

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"I got horse dewormer..."

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'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.' mockup

'Which one has the highest alcohol content?' 'That one.'

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-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!" mockup

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

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''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!' mockup

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

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"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible." mockup

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

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"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break." mockup

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

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'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.' mockup

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

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Warning.

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"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."

"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George." mockup

"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."

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Cigarette Critic Pillows Collection

Cigarette Critic Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs for the cigarette critic and find the perfect humorous gift to start their day with a smile.

Cigarette Critic Prints

View our art prints that humorously honor the cigarette critic’s love of satire and creative commentary.

Cigarette Critic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt selection for the cigarette critic, where witty and stylish designs make a bold statement about their personality.