Nicotine Critic Pillows

Don't you puff your vape at me

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

Give up Smoking!

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"They're infantilizing us!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Warning.

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

What? Why the heck not?

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'Ready, set,...'

"More nicotine."

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

Riot policeman lights his cigarette with a protesters flaming bottle.

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

Thanks for Smoking

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

Smoker

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.'