Nicotine Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that showcase their nicotine criticism. Comfortable and witty, these pillows are a perfect conversation starter.

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Don't you puff your vape at me

from $19.00

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?' mockup

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts." mockup

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

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Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you. mockup

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

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"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' " mockup

"Love it! 'People of smoke' instead of 'Smokers.' "

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'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?' mockup

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

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"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews." mockup

"Looks like the Huffman divorce is in previews."

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Give up Smoking!

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"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?" mockup

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

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'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.' mockup

'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'

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Warning.

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Turkey...cold turkey.

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"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic." mockup

"I'm afraid we don't allow smoking in here sir. We consider it unhygenic."

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"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box." mockup

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

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'Ready, set,...'

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'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.' mockup

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

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"More nicotine."

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'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!' mockup

'Of course these lighters doesn't work. They're especially made for non-smokers!'

from $19.00

Riot policeman lights his cigarette with a protesters flaming bottle.

Riot policeman lights his cigarette with a protesters flaming bottle. mockup

Riot policeman lights his cigarette with a protesters flaming bottle.

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Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine. mockup

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

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"You're too young to be smoking!" mockup

"You're too young to be smoking!"

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Thanks for Smoking

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"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone." mockup

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

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'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!' mockup

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

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Smoker

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'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?' mockup

'Why would anybody want to smoke this stuff?'

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'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.'

'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.' mockup

'I feel stressed, one cigarette won't hurt.'

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'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.' mockup

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

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Nicotine Critic Pillows Collection

Nicotine Critic Mugs

Looking for more ways for your nicotine critic to express themselves? Explore our collection of mugs to find humorous designs that start conversations every morning.

Nicotine Critic Prints

Decorate their space with prints that showcase their views. Our collection offers bold, humorous options that make a statement and add personality to any room.

Nicotine Critic T-Shirts

Get your nicotine critic the perfect shirt that combines humor and their personal stance. Browse our t-shirt collection for bold, witty designs loved by advocates and skeptics alike.