Nicotine No More Enthusiast Pillows

Just quit smoking.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Nature is not perfect

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"They're infantilizing us!"

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'There you are - it works!'

"It's for you."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'