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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Vaping cigarette

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'I had a great holiday, what do you think of the suntan?'

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

"It's for you."

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."