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Sir Winston Churchill

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Winston Churchill.

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'There you are - it works!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"Look! A camel!"

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

"I'll say a word, then you say the first word that pops into your mind."

Horace saved the best cigar until last...

Those cozy, magic moments by the fireplace...