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Turkey...cold turkey.

"Oh, give me a break. I quit smoking."

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

No smoking initiative.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Smoker's Airline.