Nicotine Fighter Gifts

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Oh, give me a break. I quit smoking."

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

No smoking initiative.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."