Nicotine Fighters T-Shirts

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

Wait Honey. Can't we at least be friends?

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

The smoking Gun

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"I gotta quit that."

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

Action Plan to quit smoking

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'How did you quit smoking?'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'Since giving up smoking my huffing and puffing have improved considerably.'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

Vaporer

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'