Nicotine Lover Prints

"They're infantilizing us!"

Sir Winston Churchill

Bribes for Jabs

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

Winston Churchill.

"I'll take this one!"

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

'There you are - it works!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

"Look! A camel!"

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"I'll say a word, then you say the first word that pops into your mind."

Those cozy, magic moments by the fireplace...