Nicotine Warrior Prints

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'There you are - it works!'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Just quit smoking...But I'm up to nine patches a day.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Poor bugger!...Apparently they've cut his smoke breaks down to one a day!'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Whiskey wars

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Healthy Ultimatum

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

'Do the patches help?'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

No smoking graveyard.

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

'Get out of my way. I'm out of cigarettes!'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"You've got a vapeworm."

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

'I know I don't look cool, but it's the only thing that's helped me stop smoking.'