Quit Smoking Warrior Prints

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'There you are - it works!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

Healthy Ultimatum

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Do the patches help?'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

The Surgeon General's Army

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Man carring plans

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

"Aarrr... and this one here is to help me quit smoking."