Quit Smoking Warrior Mugs

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Nicotine Gum

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'There you are - it works!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

Healthy Ultimatum

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Smokers.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Now remember - one of those cigarettes in the pack contains the cyanide capsule.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Do the patches help?'

"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

The Surgeon General's Army

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I gave up smoking.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

Man carring plans

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."