Quit-smoking Warriors Mugs

Putting your cigarettes out of sight can reduce the urge to smoke.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Man covered in patches - "That's the worst smoking habit I've ever seen."

'There you are - it works!'

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Healthy Ultimatum

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Smokers.

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

The little engine that wouldn't.

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'Do the patches help?'

Why would they throw away their lives so senselessly?

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Eric's nicotine patches were working!