Quitting Smoking Warriors Mugs

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There you are - it works!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Healthy Ultimatum

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

Smokers.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I gave up smoking.'

Man carring plans

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'