Quitting Smoking Warriors Gifts

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Nicotine Gum

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'There you are - it works!'

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Healthy Ultimatum

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Smokers.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Yeah. . . but it really helped me quit smoking.'

'Do the patches help?'

Smoker's Anonymous

'I don't smoke. My doctor told me I need to get outside more.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'I gave up smoking.'

Man carring plans