Smoking Cessation Warriors Gifts

Nicotine Gum

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Last week, stingy caf

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

Packey Bar.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'We got all the nicotine out, but now it's loaded with caffeine.'

The little engine that wouldn't.

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"I'm a little concerned about your smoking."

Healthy Ultimatum

Action Plan to quit smoking

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

'How did you quit smoking?'

"I gotta quit that."

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'