Smoking Cessation Enthusiasts Gifts

'Let's talk about the best way to use nicotine patches.'

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

The Farmer's Return.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Nature is not perfect

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

Grim reaper with a notepad passes a group of smokers

'Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me!' (smoking in heaven)

Packey Bar.

'There you are - it works!'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'The health elf will never find me up here.'

"It's for you."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

'I'm glad to see you're applying a new nicotine patch each day. By the way, they're disposable.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'