Quit Smoking Enthusiast Gifts

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'There you are - it works!'

'I'm trying to quit smoking, sir -- may I have a couple of bucks for a nicotine patch?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

The smoking Gun

Vaping cigarette

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Nature is not perfect

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

Sergei Rachmaninov

"The good thing is I've given up smoking since I've been here."

'Excuse me, would you like a 'pre-coital cigarette'?'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."