Quit Smoking Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It took her three months to quit smoking and five years to quit talking about quitting.'

'There you are - it works!'

'I'm trying to quit smoking, sir -- may I have a couple of bucks for a nicotine patch?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

The smoking Gun

Vaping cigarette

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Nature is not perfect

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Last week, stingy caf

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

Sergei Rachmaninov

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

"Will you stop smoking in bed! Our money is in our mattress!"