Anti-smoking Enthusiast T-Shirts

Grim Reaper holding a cigarette.

No Smoking Sign.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"What?!"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The smoking Gun

Vaping cigarette

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Nature is not perfect

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.