Anti-smoking Enthusiast Pillows

Grim Reaper holding a cigarette.

No Smoking Sign.

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Merry Christmas.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"What?!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Stop Smoking Program.

The smoking Gun

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'