Smoke-free Enthusiast Pillows

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."

Break room - Smoke free, carb free.

'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'

'It's a special treat for Eric to celebrate 12 months of him giving up smoking.'

Passive Smoking

'Smoking or second hand smoking?'

Smoking world.

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

Congratulations for giving up smoking

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'Are you ready to kick some butts?'

Do Not Smoke! Kill!

Stop Smoking Program.

"I'm glad you're trying to quit smoking Dr. Jekyll, but the withdrawal symptoms turn you into a completely different person!"

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

"Smokey The Tree"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm an atheist!'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Merry Christmas.

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"What?!"

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Remote control car breakdown.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."