No-smoke Advocate Pillows

Railway official telling a traveller not to smoke in the waiting room

'There's something about beig locked up with a 500-pound gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

Last week, stingy caf

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

The real cause of forest fires

'Cigarette?'

Office Smoking Conflict

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."