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"Well, you're young, you're cute, so I was ready to give you a chance, but by lighting this cigarette, I'm afraid you've blown it!"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Remote control car breakdown.

"What?!"

José Saramago

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Stop Smoking Program.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Smoking in office cubicles.

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'