Nicotine Warrior Mugs

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

'There you are - it works!'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Just quit smoking...But I'm up to nine patches a day.

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'Poor bugger!...Apparently they've cut his smoke breaks down to one a day!'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Whiskey wars

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Nicotine Gum

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"They're infantilizing us!"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Healthy Ultimatum

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

No smoking graveyard.

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.