Nicotine Ninja Mugs

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

Smokers anonymous---Kick the habit.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Piano Keyboard

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Flute-a-licious.

Cross-country knitting.

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

The Knitwit...

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

The light is green.

"They're infantilizing us!"

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

'There you are - it works!'

Web Stockings

Must... Remember...

'This is our home's communications center.'