Recovering Nicotine Ninja Mugs

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

Lab Rat Rehab...

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Twelve step program.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

"More nicotine."

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."