Recovering Nicotine Ninja Pillows

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

Lab Rat Rehab...

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'There you are - it works!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

'Heroin chic isn't the look I'm going for. Do you have anything more rehab?'

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

Twelve step program.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'We cured your cigarette addiction, but you now need treatment for nicotine patch addiction.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"More nicotine."

Smoker's Anonymous

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

'It's black pudding - I'm trying to quit.'

"One minute they're in a nicotine deprivation experiment. Next minute they're gone."