Nicotine Ninjas Pillows

'I realise it's tough giving up smoking, but you only gave up an hour ago!'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

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'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

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'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'There you are - it works!'

Ninja

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

Turkey...cold turkey.

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

"Listen to me, John. Tell them this is our final offer."

'Do the patches help?'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?