Neck Ninjas Pillows

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Self help acupuncture

Tool Box

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Knitted Kitty.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Hipsters knit their beards.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

Ninja

"I can quit whenever I want to."

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Knitting Pretty

We're off now, thanks for sitting,,,

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'