Neck Ninjas Gifts

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Self help acupuncture

Tool Box

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Knitted Kitty.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Boy, I thought I'd never get the babysitter to sleep!"

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Hipsters knit their beards.

"Numb yet?"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Ninja

"Nana" Technology

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

"I can quit whenever I want to."

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'I'll take that as a 'yes.''

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

"I have been trained to kill since birth!"

Knitting Pretty