Needle Ninja Gifts

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Are you sure you followed the pattern right?'

"Numb yet?"

Coronavirus world

"I got about a dozen of em'. I'm a vaccine junkie."

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

TV Knitting

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Knitting Pretty

Knitted Kitty.

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

'Not THAT one! The BIG one on the top shelf!'

'Exactly what school of acupuncture are you from?'

Nurse Vaccinating Cheeky Child

School of Acupuncture. There's a competitive academic environment here --- This place is full of backstabbers!

Self help acupuncture

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

I love embroidery

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Cross-country knitting.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'