Needlework Ninja Gifts

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

I quilt therefore I am

'Try wetting the thread.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Multitasking

Self help acupuncture

Tool Box

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Coronavirus world

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

The Knitwit...

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Numb yet?"