Needlework Ninja Pillows

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

I quilt therefore I am

'Try wetting the thread.'

Maid with her sewing basket

Multitasking

Self help acupuncture

Tool Box

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"How may I hurt you?"

Web Stockings

Bless this horse