Needlework Ninjas Pillows

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Knitted Kitty.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Cross-country knitting.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Hipsters knit their beards.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"How may I hurt you?"

Maid with her sewing basket