Needlework Enthusiast Pillows

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"How may I hurt you?"

'Of course we can share needles, Mildred.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

Sharing needles

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Cross stitch

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Multitasking

Bless this horse

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Maid with her sewing basket