Crafty Needle Ninja Gifts

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Coronavirus world

I love embroidery

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Cross-country knitting.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

The Knitwit...

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Hipsters knit their beards.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Numb yet?"

"How may I hurt you?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Multitasking

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Maid with her sewing basket