Needle Enthusiast Gifts

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

Acupuncture darts.

Acupuncturist - 'Please enter your pin'.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Acupuncture Clinic

Acupuncture clinic

"Have you tried acupuncture. . .?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Things children of acupuncturists learn not to say

"...and the more you puncture, the more endorphins will be released."

Knitting the world

Knitting ball

'Would you mind moving on...'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Fakir being hurt by acupuncture.

'Okay, you can get dressed again now, Sir...'

Gone For Acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'