Needlework Lover Gifts

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Hem-orrhoids.

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Bless this horse

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'